Gusadelic (10:17:19 AM): draw any pictures of me lately?
ApeyG23 (10:17:07 AM): oh yeah i have
ApeyG23 (10:17:12 AM): wanna see it?
ApeyG23 (10:17:26 AM): send me your e-mail address
Gusadelic (10:18:21 AM): gus@gusadelic.com
ApeyG23 (10:18:58 AM): sent
It all started when I tried to make a new character in the game Eve Online…
[15:42] Gusadelic: ok.. sent.
[15:43] inverseflux007: see I don’t like those helmets…
[15:43] inverseflux007: …saw someone use the reflection of light
[15:43] inverseflux007: to make it look like eyes
[15:44] Gusadelic: huh.
[15:44] inverseflux007: that was cool, other that spits icky
[15:44] Gusadelic: I just like the robe.
[15:44] Gusadelic: and the eyes.
[15:44] Gusadelic: and that nose thing is cool too.
[15:44] Gusadelic: hehe
[15:45] inverseflux007: see it doesn’t seem practical
[15:45] inverseflux007: I could waste you from shooting you at the sides
[15:45] Gusadelic: lol
[15:45] inverseflux007: robe = gay
[15:45] Gusadelic: it looks like a fucking vulcan!!
[15:45] inverseflux007: uggg
[15:45] inverseflux007: IT IS EVE NOT STAR TREK
[15:45] inverseflux007: lol
[15:46] Gusadelic: ITS FUCKING SPACE>
[15:46] Gusadelic: THERE COULD BE VULCANS.
[15:46] inverseflux007: But…
[15:46] Gusadelic: lol
[15:46] inverseflux007: …there…. AREN’T
[15:46] inverseflux007: …that is a KHALID!
[15:46] Gusadelic: he could be dressing up like a vulcan for halloween…
[15:49] inverseflux007: yeah… except, in EVE… THERE ARE NO VULCANS!? HOW WOULD HE KNOW WHAT A VULCAN IS!
[15:50] inverseflux007: oops
[15:50] inverseflux007: caps
[15:50] Gusadelic: BECAUSE VULCANS ARE COOLER THEN NINJAS!
[15:50] Gusadelic: hehe…
[15:55] inverseflux007: uh, …. .. … …. ……
[15:55] inverseflux007: no
[15:55] Gusadelic: Vulcans are like ninjas and aliens combined.. they are like space ninjas…
[15:56] Gusadelic: they would deffinately be in eve…
[15:56] Gusadelic: they would just be in the shadows…
[15:56] Gusadelic: because they don’t like anyone.
[15:56] inverseflux007: dude, asians… are ninjas…. asians are in EVE… therefore, asians are cooler then vulcans.
[15:56] Gusadelic: and if you pissed them off they would blow up a whole planet just by thinking about it.
[15:56] inverseflux007: nu uh… just cause some douche bag opened his cockpit
[15:57] inverseflux007: but you are describing vulcans as ninjas
[15:57] inverseflux007: ninjas are not vulcans
[15:57] inverseflux007: vulcans are not ninjas
[15:57] inverseflux007: asians are ninjas
[15:57] inverseflux007: woot
[15:57] Gusadelic: vulcans are space ninjas.
[15:57] inverseflux007: vulcans are space stoics
[15:57] inverseflux007: not ninjas
[15:57] Gusadelic: asians take the helm with the russians.
[15:58] inverseflux007: ninjas don’t operate on logic
[15:58] inverseflux007: in fact
[15:58] inverseflux007: flipping out and killing tyhe whole town
[15:58] inverseflux007: defies logic
[15:58] inverseflux007: quite anti vulcan
[15:58] inverseflux007: imo
[15:58] Gusadelic: yeah.. but space ninjas are a more evolved ninja that doesn’t flip out….
[15:58] inverseflux007: …
[15:59] inverseflux007: if ANYONE is a ninja… its the fucking AMARR
[15:59] Gusadelic: And Vulcans are part of the Amarr empire.
[15:59] inverseflux007: they kill people without even thinkin about it
[15:59] inverseflux007: …
[15:59] inverseflux007: VULCANS AREN’T IN EVE
[15:59] Gusadelic: I WANT A VULCAN IN EVE DAMN IT!
[16:00] inverseflux007: VULCANS ARE PAPER…. EVE IS SCISSORS… EVOLVE THAT!
[16:00] Gusadelic: If this spick Amarr in a cloak with a funny hat is the closest I can get to a Vulcan in Eve… THEN SO BE IT!
[13:06] <Apryl>: do you ever feel like yelling out, “YOU ALL ARE THE BIGGEST COCKFAGS I HAVE EVER MET!”
[13:06] Gusadelic: YES!
[13:07] <Apryl>: good
[13:07] <Apryl>: im having that moment
[13:07] Gusadelic: why?
[13:07] <Apryl>: must be pms
[13:07] Gusadelic: word.
[13:07] Gusadelic: I hate pms.
[13:07] <Apryl>: fuck yes
[13:07] <Apryl>: i want to destroy things
[13:08] <Apryl>: like take some of these people i work wtih
[13:08] <Apryl>: and break their backs over my knee
[13:08] Gusadelic: and then what?
[13:09] <Apryl>: Then stomp on them
[13:09] Gusadelic: and then what?
[13:09] <Apryl>: then pick them up and toss them around
[09:31] Gusadelic: what the fuck am I doing!!?
[09:31] matad0r007: lol
[09:31] matad0r007: making her laugh
[09:31] matad0r007: 
[09:32] Gusadelic: great
[09:32] matad0r007: lol, is that bad?
[09:32] Gusadelic: thats not a good thing btw
[09:32] Gusadelic: no!
[09:32] matad0r007: lol
[09:32] Gusadelic: she doesn’t need someone like me making her laugh.
[09:32] matad0r007: lol, explain… why does she not need to laugh??? especially from you?
[09:32] Gusadelic: I am a bad bad person.
[09:32] Gusadelic: bad… not good…
[09:33] Gusadelic: Opposite of good…
[09:33] Gusadelic: bad bad bad bad bad
[09:33] matad0r007: lol
[11:34] {April}: http://www.shopinprivate.com/anbleaccream.html
[11:34] Gusadelic: what the fuck
[11:34] {April}: yeah
[11:35] {April}: wtf?
[11:35] Gusadelic: so thats how they do it!
[11:35] {April}: ROFL
[11:35] Gusadelic: I’ve always wondered how porn stars keep their anus looking so young and fresh.
[11:36] {April}: ROFL
[11:36] Gusadelic: I can finally sleep at night…
[11:36] Gusadelic: thank you april.
[11:36] {April}: ROFL
[11:36] {April}: you are weclome
[11:36] {April}: im gonna try it
[11:36] {April}: i’ll send you a pic
[11:36] {April}: ROFL
[09:07] {Jon}: you better have gotten laid
[09:08] Gusadelic: no no.. not that kind of crazy night.
[09:08] Gusadelic: I hate those nights… middle of the night sex, when you’re already dog tired and you have probably been drinking…
[09:08] Gusadelic: ugh.
[09:08] Gusadelic: I don’t want to do that ever again.
[09:09] {Jon}: have sex? You’re well on your way
[09:11] Gusadelic: I want to have sex again.. but not that middle of the night stay up all night having sex and then go to work the next morning sex.
[09:11] Gusadelic: that always happens when you wait to long to make the first move…
[09:11] Gusadelic: and you end up delaying everything like 3 hours.
[09:12] Gusadelic: so like you don’t actually get to making out until like 2am…
[09:12] Gusadelic: and then the oral doesn’t happen till like 3…
[09:12] Gusadelic: and by the time the condom is going on its like 4:30… and I’m fucking tired!
[09:12] {Jon}: haha
I just thought this was funny….
[15:36] Gusadelic: Wanna go to dinner with me and help me pick up a chick?
[15:36] {April}: yes
[15:37] Gusadelic: wanna go to dinner with me and be the chick?
[15:37] {April}: yus
[15:37] Gusadelic: then why the fuck don’t you live here!?
[15:37] Gusadelic: lol
[15:37] {April}: ROFL
Yet another Friday. The plan is to go have a beer with Mike L… also known as LGM or “Little Gay Mike”. Go have dinner at this awesome Italian restaurant cause there is a really adorable beautiful sexy waitress there that I want to hang out with…. and then going to Sak’s 5th Ave to go shopping because I have a 25% off coupon that expires on Saturday, and since my Saturday is already full… I’m going shopping today. Then I’ll probably go home and pick up some computer stuff and go to the studio to try a different board to see if it will work with my crappy AMD Athlon Thunderbird 1.133 ghz processor so I can start making some movies of some kind…..
[14:17] {April}: i just got my guitar
[14:17] Gusadelic: and that is hot.
[14:17] {April}: its sooooo purty
[14:18] Gusadelic: mmm hmmmm.
[14:18] Gusadelic: will you send me a pic of you playing it and singing?
[14:18] {April}: I got one
[14:18] Gusadelic: I want you to play some aerosmith and sing, I know.. sweet emotion… take a pic of that for me.
[14:19] {April}: ewww
[14:19] *** {April} is trying to send you “moi.jpg”.
[14:20] Gusadelic: email.
[14:20] {April}: done
