Unbelievable…. you know… I kinda wish I was a chick …. not just so I could buy a pink leather laptop without making people think I was gay… but also so I could ignore guys’ messages, give guys’ fake phone numbers, and then throw myself at those same guys at a club after I turn 37 and realize that no one wants to have sex with me…. or not..

Incidentally… I really want to meet that girl showing off that laptop… she’s hot! There’s just something about young hot girls who are into technology… and hummus…